I don’t say “when pigs fly”. I say “when Orange is the new black is aired by a russian channel”.
All right, my friend was making notes way too fast and she just forgot that it’s “rhyming” and “rhyme”. I bursted into laughter right during that goddamn lecture when I saw it.
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(Source: eridansushi, via missaristocrat)
So ok today my groupmates and I went cycling and I was just fooling around passing my friend and calling “On your left!”
That’d be fine but on the third time I accidentally caught her handlebar with mine and she fell. And yeah I managed not to. Jeez I’m such an ass.